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Should You Eat That?: 23 Of The Fastest Ways To Annoy A Girl...

Girls are temperamental creatures. It doesn't take much to set them off. Men worldwide are regularly bemused and dismayed by a sudden turn of their fair lady's mood. It honestly doesn't take a whole lot for you to become the worst human in the world. Here are 23 of the fastest ways to annoy a girl!

1. Get Her Name Wrong


2. Tell Her She's Like Her Mother


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3.Tell Her She's Like Her Father


4. Ask Her "Do You Really Think You Should Eat That?"


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5. Any Woman Hating Joke


6. Being Politically Incorrect


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7. Acting Like You Deserve Them


8. Saying "You Remind Me Of My Ex"


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9. Trying To Change Her


10. Judge Her Interests


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11. Backhanded Compliments


12. One Word Texts

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13. Ask Her If She's On Her Period


14. Say Her Sister Is Hot

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15. Use Your Phone While She Talks To You


16. Tell Her She's Being Crazy or Dramatic

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17. Refuse To Go Down On Her


18. Pee On The Seat

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19. Give Her A Shit Nickname like "Twinkle-Tits"


20. Criticise Her Appearance

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21. Say How Much You Like Another Girl's Style


22. 'Snapback' Her Bra

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23. Talk To Her Belly Like She's Pregnant

 

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James Grey
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Having travelled much of the world and seen what it has to offer James has decided that his love of gifs and casual drinking must take precedence. As the undisputed yet unofficial champion of both Pong and Kings, he hopes to take his talents to the next stage and compete internationally.
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