Agh, crazy cat ladies. In our minds they're not actually real but I'm afraid the threat is out there and even the most independent, self respecting female can fall under the trap of their life being ruled by cats.
1. Have You Already Contemplated Buying A Cat for Company?
Or do you already have one? This. This is not a good sign.
2. Do You Think Cats are Better Then People?
If you have bought a cat, do you speak to it like a person?
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3. Is Your Instagram Your Cat
One or two pictures? Absolutely fine. 1200? No.
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4. Do You Think Cats on the Internet are the Best Thing Ever?
Do you strongly believe that the baby sloth craze is just a phase and cats will rue the day once more?
5. Does this Make You Well Up Inside?
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or this...
or this...
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6. Have You Contemplated Getting a Second Cat?
The first cat is getting lonely.
7. Have You Dumped Guys Because They Were a Dog Person?
Letting potential boyfriends meet Mr. Snuggles is a huge step.
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8.Did You Only Click On This Article Because You Knew There Would be Cat Gifs?
My dear friend, you have a problem but it's OK! You know the true value of cats and their infinite wisdom! When cats do eventually run the world, you will be spared!