Tinder Expectations v Tinder Reality

Tinder is gaining popularity and reaching people all over the world. I recently caught the Tinder virus and, much like life, my expectations didn't match up with reality. You've probably experienced the same issues...

1. Expectation..

This is connected to Facebook so it's safe and I'm not going to see anything weird.

Reality..

IS THAT A DUDE? Why has a dude popped up on my Tinder?

2. Expectation..

I am goning be rolling in booty.

Reality..

I got one match yesterday. It was a good day.

3. Expectations..

BOOBS!

Reality..

No booby pics..

4. Expectations..

If I get a match I wont get too excited.

Reality..

Match! YES. I need to high five somebody!! There's nobody here. Where's my dog.

5. Expectations..

There's probably tones of hot girls on Tinder.

Reality..

Ew. No. Gross. Yuck. What was that?

6. Expectations..

There'll probably be mostly nice girls on Tinder who I can have pleasant coversations with.

Reality..

Wow the mouth on this one. Johnathan Christ(Jesus' brother)

7. Expectation..

Okay so some of these girls are obviously just here to shift and drift so I'll cut straight to the point.

Reality..

Oh she blocked me.

8. Expectation..

I'll get a good few matches quick enough.

Reality..

It's been days since my last match. Christmas is near.

9. Expectation..

Win. I got a match. I'll messager her later. I probably get a quick enough response.

Reality..

Oh my god she's taking forever.