Matt/ Andrew Carolan
The MTV EMAs are tomorrow and the categories are ridiculous- so we thought we'd come up with our own categories which are just as equally, if less ridiculous.
The Bieber Best Brothel 2013
What is Justin Bieber's favourite brothel? Nominees range from Hong Kong to Sao Paulo.
Presenting former winner-Brazil. A favourite of his to this day.
The Jimmy Saville Contrbution to Music Award
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Winner is presented with a golden gong in the form of his shades. Nominees include the doctor from Jurassic Park...
Most Reptile-Like Artist
Nominees span from Miley Cyrus to Hannah Montana.
Artist Most Likely To Give The Ending Away To A Love/Hate Episode
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Bookies' favourites include one of the robots from Daft Punk, the hamster from Little Mix, JRR Tolkien's grand-niece and the in-debt Shane Filan.
Woman Most Likely To Receive A Beating From Chris Brown In 2014
Adele perhaps? Maybe Rihanna again? This one's really up in the air at the moment!
Artist Most Likely To Have Double-Life As A Woodland Creature
The hamster from Little Mix, that squirrel Ryan Tubridy and of course Steven Tyler.
