Is this the most genius trolling of all time? We think so.
Piers Morgan is a bonafide idiot, I think we can all agree on that. Over the weekend, he again got into some hot water when he made the argument that Trump's immigration ban was not a 'muslim ban.' In the clip, Australian comedian Jim Jeffries basically shuts Piers down and J.K. Rowling posted to Twitter in a state of pure satisfaction;
Yes, watching Piers Morgan being told to fuck off on live TV is *exactly* as satisfying as I'd always imagined. https://t.co/4FII8sYmIt
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
Morgan, true to his style lashed back by saying this;
This is why I've never read a single word of Harry Potter. https://t.co/XUJBMs4KKm
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 11, 2017
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Pathetic, I know, but during all of this a bookshop in North London called Big Green Bookshop decided to destroy Piers once and for all by sending him every single line of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. They decided to do this to force him to read one of the Harry Potter books and to basically make him shut the hell up.
The bookshop is currently on tweet 246 out of 32567 tweets and we love them more than life itself;
.@piersmorgan I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground. 242/32567
— Big Green Bookshop (@Biggreenbooks) February 13, 2017
.@piersmorgan Well -- give him here, Hagrid -- we'd better get this over with." Dumbledore took Harry in his arms and.. 243/32567
— Big Green Bookshop (@Biggreenbooks) February 13, 2017
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.@piersmorgan ..and turned toward the Dursleys' house. "Could I -- could I say good-bye to him, sir?" asked Hagrid. 244/32567
— Big Green Bookshop (@Biggreenbooks) February 13, 2017
.@piersmorgan He bent his
12 great, shaggy head over Harry and gave him what must have been a very scratchy, whiskery kiss. 245/32567— Big Green Bookshop (@Biggreenbooks) February 13, 2017
.@piersmorgan Suddenly, Hagrid let out a howl like a wounded dog. "Shhh!" hissed Professor McGonagall, "you'll wake the Muggles! 246/32567
— Big Green Bookshop (@Biggreenbooks) February 13, 2017
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Piers made one grave mistake during all of this when he had the cheek to reply to the ingenious bookshop by saying, 'So @Biggreenbooks is tweeting me an entire Harry Potter book because I'm a 'twat'. This, of course, just makes him an even bigger twat.' To which the bookshop replied,' If I needed any more encouragement, here it is.'
We wish Big Green Bookshop all the luck in their time-consuming endeavour and for making the point that Harry Potter will always be cool.
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